I love to laugh, and I really love to travel. Going on an adventure to someplace I’ve never been with family and friends is one of my favorite things to do. So why not put these two things together and give you some of my favorite funny travel quotes.
Some of these are things you might see on a travel mug or quotes from famous people or lines from movies. I hope that you get a little chuckle as you read them and that they cheer you up and make you smile.
1. If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal. – Paulo Coelho
2. Make salsa, not war! – Anonymous
3. The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. – Russell Baker
4. Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin
5. I’ve almost been to as many places as my luggage. – Bob Hope
6. Don’t worry about the world ending today; its already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz
7. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas; take your next trip in kilometers. – George Carlin
8. Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with the hat. I learned this the hard way. – Dave Barry
9. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list. – Susan Sontag
10. If you come to a fork in the road, take it. – Yogi Berra
11. If you are going through hell, keep going. – Winston Churchill
12. I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain
13. If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home. – James Michener
14. I wish travel therapy was covered by health insurance. – Anonymous
15. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kinda the same thing. – Anonymous
16. I need some vitamin SEA. – Anonymous
17. I travel a lot. I hate having my life disrupted by routine. – Caskie Stinnett
18. I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year! Anonymous
19. Vacation calories don’t count. – Anonymous
20. Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore; they pack their bags and travel the world! – Anonymous
21. I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies. – Anonymous
22. Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me? – Anonymous
23. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is? Anonymous
24. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world? – Anonymous
25. It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting. – Anonymous
26. If you look like your passport photo, you probably need a trip. -Anonymous
27. Yeah, working is great….but have you tried traveling? Anonymous
28. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. – Jerry Seinfeld
29. If you had to choose between true love or traveling the world, which country would you visit first? – Anonymous
30. When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. – Susan Heller
So did these quotes make you smile?
I hope so. We all could use a lot more smiling these days. And I know I could use some traveling for vacation. How about you? Let me know what you thought of these quotes in the comments below.
